My movie review~NOAH - my GoD - WTF HAPPENED!??

*~Please note that this is just my incy-wincy-non-professional opinion (and just about 98% of the movie theater's,*cough*)  and you can think as you see fit...but....I - I- umm.................... FUcK it..Its just ReAlly BaaaaDD.

*PREPARE FOR SPOILERS _-I REGRET NOTHING* 

Firstly, this film (if you couldn't guess from the title) is based on the Bible....
lemme repeat that gain...the BIBLE.
THE SAME BOOK YOU CAN READ FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET AND/OR GET FREELY FROM THE CHURCH if YOU REALLY COULD NOT BUY/STUDY THE SOURCE MATERIAL FOR UNDER $10 ANYWHERE ELSE.
Apparently, the film budget could compensate for amazing actors, CGI, special effects and surround sound yet they couldn't get a hold of the source material itself to stay true to the story. 30 minutes in and they've practically made up shit that is NOT anywhere in the Bible. The acting was great, and I can forgive the 'fallen angel rock giants' and barbaric enemy sub plot (hey, its Hollywood) but some things are just SOOO far off from the truth its INSaNe!

- Referring to GOD as 'creator' 
- Repeating the message that all of mankind must die 
-  His sons' Kinky, pre-marital, forest-sex with some random chick they took in 
- Referring to GOD as 'creator' 
- Having one of the son's obsessed with V-jay-jay 
- Turning Noah into a psychopath
-Noah saying (pretty much) "screw you, I save animals only, because EVERY PERSON HAS TO DIE."
- Referring to GOD as 'creator' 
- Noah not even trying to save some chick and in effect she's trampled to death 
- Noah threatening to kill his grandchildren for the sake of 'humanity's destined demise'
- Turning Noah into a psychopath
- Noah's son siding with the enemy in a plot to kill him for revenge for letting V-jay-jay die
- Noah turning into a drunken butt-cheeks -facing-north beach bum until his sons come & he apologizes for said shit above
- Referring to GOD as 'creator' 

As you can see..there's alot of misinterpretations here (which I assume is deliberate because...just.....REALLY??) and its really just is a big middle finger to Believers in Christ anywhere....scratch that...its a middle finger to ANYONE who understands the dynamic of applying a story to film. The director, Darren Aronofsky, has followed in the great, masterful, footsteps of M. Night Shamalan. Ya know?? The man who destroyed, degraded and didn't give two shits about the original source material in The Last Airbender film. Yeah! Thats the bugger! And I've no doubt in my head thats where this M-F'r got his inspiration from.

THE ONLY SHIT THEY GOT RIGHT ABOUT THIS MOVIE = (1) the opening sequence of Adam and Eve (2) Noah being told to build an Arc (3) The two birds sent out to find land (4) the rainbow at the end
AND THATS ALL! These  very minor parts is ALL that was correct.This movie....my ...lord...could've easily been told as it should've. No amount of special effects and CGI in the world can justify this abomination.

And if your wondering why I'm so mad..its because the first time in my life I bought IMAX tickets for me and my family ($18 a piece) and all I got was a fancy chair in the perfect spot, with the perfect screen and sound quality just to watch THAT BS.

I give this film a whopping 3 exploding rock giants outta 10...may God have mercy on Aronofsky's soul.